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BREAKING NEWS: BISCUIT HAS HIS VOTING RIGHTS RESTORED!!!
In a historic and completely ridiculous turn of events, Biscuit, a former pound hound with a questionable criminal record, has officially had his voting rights reinstated by the Governor!
Biscuit, who previously served time for public urination, indecent exposure, excessive barking, and sniffing without consent, was stripped of his voting privileges following multiple run-ins with animal control.
After years of fighting the system, a gubernatorial pardon has finally given this four-legged menace a second chance at democracy.
When asked who he planned to vote for, Biscuit reportedly licked himself, farted, and walked away.
Political analysts are calling it the most intelligent response they've heard all election season.
FROM POUND HOUND TO REGISTERED VOTER!
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
POUND HOUND
$29.99
In a historic and completely ridiculous turn of events, Biscuit, a former pound hound with a questionable criminal record, has officially had his voting rights reinstated by the Governor!
Biscuit, who previously served time for public urination, indecent exposure, excessive barking, and sniffing without consent, was stripped of his voting privileges following multiple run-ins with animal control.
After years of fighting the system, a gubernatorial pardon has finally given this four-legged menace a second chance at democracy.
When asked who he planned to vote for, Biscuit reportedly licked himself, farted, and walked away.
Political analysts are calling it the most intelligent response they've heard all election season.
FROM POUND HOUND TO REGISTERED VOTER!
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.